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Once there was a crow, Pind vich renda c o, 1 Din talli ute baitha c o , 1 Chirri de pichy pey gya c o, Chirri pai c ro, Chirri de pio ne kutya crow, Crow sherminda gya c ho, Hun chirri nu phen ji kainda c o, MORAL: kisey de dhee bhein nu na cherro...

Dur se dekah tu shair tha dur se dekah tu shair tha... pas ja ke dekha tu waki may shiar hi tha...
Uff ladroo ki awaaz ka kya kehna.... Agar yaad aye too bathroom jake zor zor se julab karna....
 
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke Kuthe bhi hamare yaar hogaye Woh tho hamare ho na sake Hum kuthon ke sardar ho gaye
Chandni raat me sone se pehle Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du Susu kar k sona
Kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi meri har khushi tere naam hogi kuch mang ke to dekh humse ae dost bijli pani ka bill or karz me dubi proprty tere naam hogi
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata, is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata. Sach much ye duniya bari zalim hai, SMS sasta hai phir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
Aaina dekh k begana hu gya... Wo apne hee husan ka dewana hu gya... Muqabla husan may hisa lia Ap ne bhi... Auron ko tu cup mila magar... Aap ko Jurmana hu geya....
Kya zabardast hawa chal rehi hai... Bird log gana ga rehay hain... Pholl log muskura rehay hain... Sweet log msg ker rehay hain... Or Kanjoos log msg per rehay hain....
 
Mai ne poucha chand se ... Deikha hai kaheen Meray Yar sa Haseen...? Chand ne keha: "Abey saale inti upar se nazar aata hai kya"..!!
Me tumko chand kahta magar usme bhi daag hai.. Suraj kehta magar usme bhi aag hai.. Socha tumko bandar keh du... Magar us kambakhat me bhi dimag hai...
Dua hai k Allah apko Qaid ki aqal Iqbal ki shaqal Laiquat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal AUR Ghandhi k baal de ameen:-D
Khuda ki qasam mai tumhari nahi hoon mai ik tukra hoon sari nahi hoon na deikhu yu mujhay Atraa k mai mangnee shuda hoon Kunwari nahi hoon
Oye BABU CHAK DE PHATE vekhi saadi yaari twano sms wich wish maari,chalo jan deo hun twanu duawan den de vari, tusi phalo phoolo te khushiyan pao lakh vari, mere hisse de v khushiyan twano mubarak hun sari k sari,tusi ab naye chunge iraday kar deo jari..
Uff ye tere baal jase burtan dhone ki tar,sir pe hain ye do char,dekhun jine me bar bar, bara bura hai inka haal,kuch tou khayal kar inka yaar, warna log kahenge pari hue hai tuje phitkar!!
Pyar vyar tou ek bahana hai, Ankhein mila na mila lips ko milana hai, yehi hal hai sb ashiqon ka kia karien yaar, Rajkapoor ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai
Ek pyari c surat, ek masum sa chehra, 2 jheel c ankhen, kuch mithi mithi baate,ek nazuk ada,kuch masti kuch maza, thori c sharafat,bahut sari mohabbat,ek bholi c muskan, ooncha urne ka arman, sabse alag sabse juda,Thanx Aapne mere bare me itna parha
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain**** Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain**** Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,**** Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti, Amanat me kabhi khayanat nahi hoti, Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST..... Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamant nahi hoti!
 
 
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